Hi, my name is Event Description, I’m short and texty. People usually don’t pay attention to me, everyone’s so interested in Title and Venue all the time, those guys get all the limelight. Anyway you look like someone who cares about me so today I’m describing this stand up comedy show by this 21 year old comic who claims it’s going to be a good show but he also claims that zebras are horses that ran from jail so I wouldn’t rely too much on his word. Give the poster a judgemental look and say hi from my side. I’ll end now.